Monday, September 26, 2005

Back on the bottle.

Rumors have been flying that the chimp is back on the bottle. OK, just because the National Enquirer says chimpy has hit the bottle doesn't make it true. Me, I think the chimp is on the bottle again. Here's what I think-

I believe the chimp is on the very verge of full-blown nervous breakdown. The following statement made by Bush on Katrina is the clincher for me-

"Americans value human life. Every person is important. And that stands in stark contrast, by the way, to the terrorists we have to deal with"

Ladies and gents, these are the babblings of a fucking psycopath. "Katrina and the Terrorists"? Uhhh, what, exactly, do the "Terrorists" have to do with Katrina? (And while we're at it, what did Iraq have to do with 9/11?)

Holy shit.

2 Comments:

Blogger Wolfmoosepigchicken said...

LMAO--he said WHAT? Somebody get that man a cot and a blanket, stat.

10:44 AM  
Blogger evil eggplant said...

You can't make this shit up.

11:53 AM  

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